You have the word-Telugu. You hate it right?. Not "ugluet" which again shares spelling with aglee i. So, Tamil is milta? Gujju is jjuggu? That was short-lived, as I quickly learnt Tamil and become " machan " there. I never knew my past would haunt me here. Your online identity is taken over by this slang. Girls stop interacting with you if they know you are a gultee.
It is as if I ride a bullock-cart, with stained teeth and torn clothes, swarm of flies around me, smell of cowdung. Why this characterization-oo? Consular general: "So what is your name?
Where are the others? Snippet : Pavan's probability theorem states that if you go to any gult-land and randomly shout "Venkat", there would be atleast 2 people turning back. Gult community is a close-knit family.
They are present in universities, offices, large corporations. They keep a tab on every other Gult. Subbi gadu got an offer from Microsoft. Dont tell anybody. He wants it to be a secret. How much dowry huh? Do you know any Madhurima at University of Gult-sthan? I even have plans to set up Gult Inc here. They are like FedEx, but on a small scale and into micro-economics. You want pickles to be sent from Hyd to Norfolk Virginia? No probs.
You want 1 kg Pulla Reddy sweets delivered to Wisconsin-Madison? The airspace between US and AP is shrinking daily. You know why Concorde was built first place? You didnt read it here, okay? Stats show that there are atleast a dozen gults in air every second travelling the Hyd-US route.
You know why telecom shares are rising daily? Try calling Hyderabad on a weekend or festive day from US. Sometimes, it is quicker to fly and wish your loved ones there. Every house in Hyd has atleast one update: just received, it is actually 2 close relative living in US.
PR and contacts are our best asset. Every other Gult has a fat address book and the phonelist is as big as a telephone directory. Rule 4: You are so screwed today Pavan, it being a Friday evening. Your friends will have a nice time deep-frying you in hot oil.
This has reached new heights. Just like Indian BPO learn American accent, team leaders and project managers here are attending telugu courses. Really, Chandrababu Naidu kee kasam. NJ and Cal silicon valley has numerous of our group members running our mission there.
My views are very very skewed due to the fact that I hardly stayed in AP and with gults. So, before you lift those hockey sticks and brickbats, I would like to proclaim this to the world, by shouting from Sears Towers: "I am proud to be gult, and shall do my best to pass on this legacy, by holding great respect to this institution".
I mean A- Gulti- men. You have just broken the gult Friday oath. You are screwed.. Pavan, as Frankfurt comes on the way to the US, could you please drop off a kilo of Pulla reddy sweets here? About getting a girl. Atleast the Gult girls will not run away from you. So you still have a chance. Ravi, I was the first to congratulate you via your blog. But sorry I couldnt make it. I was sleeping by then. And I posted this in afternoon, not when you were with da gang. Shub, Thanks. Pavan: Naaku Pavan Reddy sugar tablets vaddu.
TGB , or "typical gulti behavior", is usually associated with frauds in the US - from anything like taxes and fake resumes to employment visas and green cards. Gultis are considered largely responsible for bringing down the employment based immigration system in the US.
They are usually found working in IT bodyshops in NJ on a job that is acquired through all unethical means possible, including fake resumes and fake experience. A common practice in the gulti community is to mate with first cousins and other close relatives quite often, potential mates could be uncles and neices , as a result of which, certain genetic disorders that are rare otherwise, are quite common amongst gultis. It is believed by many leading geneticists that the remarkably higher tendency of gultis to lie, cheat, and fake does indeed have a strong genetic link which is perpetuated by the remarkably higher tendency to form incestuous relationships.
Srinivas is Gulti. Posted : Sep 26 PM. It is warning to all desi who call Telugu Guys as Gulty or Gulti. I work in GM and noticed telugu people as Gulty in front of me. I may take stern action against those guys who insult us by name calling. We also educated and render same job as you. Yes I second this proposal. My punishment will be severe. Prasath 0. Sach Bolo Agar Gulti ko Gulti na bolona to kaia Ulti bolu. Even we don't have any clue why the hell others calling us by that name gulti?
Why can't other race in India be called by any name? Refers to "Trilinga desam" origins, refers to our own trilling voices speaking it, and a bonus, "ling" in triling could form infinite fun for comedians of all stripes.
Yes, by a 19 year old college Amit. I don't think anyone out of their teenage uses that :p. I agree Even Marathi, Bengali etc. Nice post amma! Was trying to enumerate a few points to a friend, but now, you seem to have put it across wonderfully Kadicho kadicho! Point well made. Gulti we are! Infact, my Tam friends find it a little weird that I call myself 'gulti'. Well why not? Amits's pronunciation of telugus People from Tamil Nadu are called pandis, pronounced as pan-dees.
People from Punjab are called saddu or pappe. People from Maharashtra are called beech-ka, because they are neither north nor south indians. People from Gujarat are gujjus or marwadis. People from Bengal are bangalees. Always wearing thick rimmed black glasses, long unkempt hair with side parting, always smelly, cigarette in one hand and booze in the other, and they think they're intellectuals.
I'm part golti! In fact I look at people weirdly if they call me something else like telegite, andhraite,. But see here's the thing. I'm a proud Madrasi! Born and brought up here. I speak the proper "ANdhra" telugu not the crappy yucky tamil telugu the osthu-sepu-pothu types.
Any other name kinda just sounds wrong.
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