Her dunderheadedness always reaches new, hilarious heights when she gets out of Atlanta, and I appreciate it. Kandi got on the mike and gave a brief but thoughtful toast to Phaedra about the value of their friendship, which paved the way for Apollo to take the mike and look like a complete fool.
He is the worst, and I hate him. While answering the first question, Porsha said she liked wild sex, but romantic sex is okay with an older guy. Peter thankfully Sandman Sims-ed her back to her seat in good humor. Why did she jump on Porsha like that? Because NeNe is a bully. When Miss Lawrence had a question about cheating and shocked everyone by not giving a damn about a partner stepping out, Kenya saw this as an opportunity to set her eyes on Phaedra and draw her into the conversation.
He is literally the Mush Mouth in this gang of Cosby Kids. Not ones to be left out, Gregg and Peter start fighting almost as soon as they get in the room. Let me just tell you that Gregg is wrong, and should sit down before he breaks a hip. First of all, NeNe approached Peter, and the flashback proved it. Second of all, this macho bullshit has to stop. Gregg feels disrespected, which is an emotion he manufactured completely on his own, but he and Peter are yelling and cursing about it anyway.
Todd tried to get in the mix and separate them, but Apollo, having learned one lesson in this life, told him to sit down. I guess they put the condoms to good use…. That night Kenya hosts a party. It's a Pillow Talk Party Redux. If this sounds like a bad idea, you're right — it was! Let's call this segment: To Catch A Cheat.
Porsha gets a question about liking kinky sex vs. She says old men have romantic sex, and that's like boring. NeNe takes personal offense to her "ignorance". Suddenly NeNe is arguing with Kandi Burruss for asking her if she still got her period.
She's a mature and refined lady gently waltzing into her middle years. Don't call her a grandma, call her a glam'ma. Kandi barely remembers the Aunt Flo conversation and is annoyed that NeNe is forever calling everyone out. Peter inserts himself into the ladies discussion because he knows some things; both about older gentlemen and their sextyimes — and that time of the month.
NeNe doesn't like when Peetaah acts like "Patricia" and thinks he needs to stay out of "women bidness". Cause Kenya definitely has no ulterior motives she asks if Phaedra and Apollo think cheating is ever OK. Lawrence chimes in that he expects it in a relationship.
Phaedra is totally against it and claims she would leave someone who cheated WeDontBelieveYou! Apollo feels it happens and goes on extended ramble about "marriage insurance" because he doesn't believe faithfulness is guaranteed. Apollo this so-called "cheating insurance" you speak of is called a prenup, and I certainly hope Phaedra has one! I guess we know why he was handing out condoms for his wife's birthday! After getting Apollo and his "Don Julio" to run his mouth, Krayonce cackles that it's time for the menfolk to retreat to her room where all their fantasies will come true.
Meanwhile she wants to iron out differences with the ladies so they return to Atlanta without unresolved issues. Of course Kenya and Phaedra almost immediately get into an argument about her "ratchet booty's" involvement with Phaedra's husband. Phaedra does not want her having anything to do with Apollo , because they don't want to be friends with her.
It took the cast of LOST less time to work through their issues! Kenya is not a size 4, despite what Miss Lawrence says. If you are still dieting on vacation, you are doing vacation wrong.
It was all said in the service of Miss Lawrence earning her keep by being complimentary, and giving Kenya a chance to throw some shade at Phaedra. Their use of the confessionals to rip each other apart really deserves an award! And lesser men have had greater beards! Instead, we get to see her turn the other cheek by physically turning her own cheek away from the conversation with Miss Lawrence, like a toddler imitating adult behavior.
For some reason, the group is on their way to a system of caves, which you can keep, thank you very much. What is this vacation, fighting with people you hate in cave grottos while bats shit on your head?
Why are they flying to exotic lands to prove how much they hate each other? How do you force Mama Joyce go to therapy? Grab your nuts, says Todd! Was it a boa constrictor? A python? NeNe walked away, but Porsha freaked out and started crying. Four men came to carry the snake away, and Phaedra suggested they use it for Jimmy Choos.
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